Joke of the day - Advice Outside the Office

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Advice Outside the Office Lawyer Jokes Submitted by Anonymous At a party of professionals, a doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms and get an opinion about diagnosis. The doctor turned to a lawyer acquaintance and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?" "Simple," answered the lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it." The next day, the doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send out the bills. Much to his surprise, there sat a bill from the lawyer.

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