Friday, December 16, 2016

Dinner Tonight

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Broken Arm
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean

A guy goes to the doctor.

Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places."

Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"

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Dinner Tonight
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!"

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"

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