Friday, December 23, 2016

More Than Girls

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A Fun Size Quibble
Food Jokes
Submitted by stee

When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading.

There is nothing fun about your candy bar being the size of a regular bar.

You should call them what they are... "disappointment-sized."

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More Than Girls
Kid Jokes
Submitted by ERS

In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine's Day, he bought her a box of chocolates and took it to school. When I returned home from work, I found him on the couch eating the same box of candy.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Well, I thought about it for a long time," he said between chews. "And I decided that, for now, I still like candy more than girls."

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