I Want To Take His Place

Finished versus Complete Marriage Jokes Submitted by candice ramroop People say that there is no difference between 'finished' and 'complete'. I say there is... Marry the right person, and you're COMPLETE. Marry the wrong person, and you're FINISHED.

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I Want To Take His Place Lawyer Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A lawyer phones the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!" exclaims the lawyer. The governor's assistant wakes the governor and hands him the phone. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbles the governor. "Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place," begs the attorney. "Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker," replies the governor.

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