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Trust Me, You Don't Want To Kid Jokes Submitted by Helena Potota Chip May: "I've never been skiing before." Dad: "You don't want to, trust me." May: "Why?" Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance."

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It's the Hat Police Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'" "SIXTY-FIVE!" shrieked the woman. "Yes, sixty-five." "I don't think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older."

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