Wednesday, January 25, 2017

It's the Hat

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Trust Me, You Don't Want To
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Helena Potota Chip

May: "I've never been skiing before."

Dad: "You don't want to, trust me."

May: "Why?"

Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance."

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It's the Hat
Police Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'"

"SIXTY-FIVE!" shrieked the woman.

"Yes, sixty-five."

"I don't think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older."


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