Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Like a Rolling Stone

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Sport Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass the salt!

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Like a Rolling Stone
Kid Jokes
Submitted by srg

At my ten-year-old's request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod.

"I had no idea you liked the Stones," I said.

"Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music," he said.

"What do you mean, 'old-fashioned music'?"

"You know," he said defensively. "Music from the 1900's."

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As you establish organization to chaos, commitment to indecisiveness, and inspiration to discontent, It will often appear as if you are standing alone.

Yet given ample time you will realize that your greatest achievement is not in what you have accomplished, but in what you have created... The Perfect Team.


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