When Grace Is Needed

Keys Aren't the Only Thing Lost Marriage Jokes Submitted by srg I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband's keys. We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall. "Don't bother—that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn't have gone anywhere near it."

When Grace Is Needed Family Jokes Submitted by HENNE Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away. "Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer," said his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do," his mother insisted through gritted teeth. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Mikey explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

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