When I Arrived Here

Valentine Flowers Relationship Jokes Submitted by HENNE When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine's Day, my daughter quickly opened the card. All it said was, "No." What did that mean? She called her husband and asked him. "I didn't attach any message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said, 'No'."

When I Arrived Here Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?" "It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed." "That's wonderful!" said the tourist, "How long have you been here?" "I was born here."

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