Grandfather Clock

Beer, Wine, Whiskey and Bread Marriage Jokes Submitted by srinu My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread. "Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much bread?"

Grandfather Clock Word Play Jokes Submitted by Jonathan Wendt "Well, what seems to be the problem?" asked the clock repair man. "It's my grandfather clock. It used to go tic toc, tic toc, tic toc. Now, it just goes tic, tic, tic, tic, tic," replied the young lady. "Hmmm, I think I can fix this," he says. He opens the door on the clock, looks at it, and then says to the lady, "Don't worry, we have ways of making it toc!"

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