Monday, March 13, 2017

Joke of the day - Baby, Learning to Talk

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Court of Spicy Herb
Puns
Submitted by zieglarnatta

What cooking/seasoning spice herb can be found in the court of law?

A bay-leaf.

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Baby, Learning to Talk
Baby Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Dad: "Say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"

Dad: "Come on, say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"

Dad: "Darn it, say daddy!"
Baby: "Darn it, Mommy!"

[Mom comes home and joins the conversation.]
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "Darn it!"

Mom: "Who taught you that?"
Baby: "Daddy!"
Dad: ...

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Trials and Tribulations

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

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