Joke of the day - Call 911

Holiday Wedlock Holiday Jokes Submitted by wadejagz "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Call 911 Misc Jokes Submitted by HENNE Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Age "Age, is a matter of the mind… If you don't mind, then it doesn't matter." - Unknown -

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