Joke of the day - The Immovable Dirty Spot

Did You Ever Notice One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry F Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

The Immovable Dirty Spot Marriage Jokes Submitted by stee My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house. One day he came in to find her furiously scrubbing away at a spot on the floor and launching into a lecture. "I don't know what you've brought in," she said, "but I can't seem to get this out." He studied the situation for a moment and, without a word, moved a figurine on the window-sill where the sun was streaming in. The spot immediately disappeared.

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