Joke of the day - Musical Correctness

Can I or May I? Teacher Jokes Submitted by Balu Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: Okay, but I asked first!

Musical Correctness Religious Jokes Submitted by wadejagz At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them. The next evening, I was puzzled when members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them. "This is our prison choir," he said, "they're behind a few bars and always looking for the key."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Special Not Spoiled Spoiled children are given what they want. Wise parents affirm their children with their words and give their children what they need.

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