Joke of the day - No Juicing For You

Marked Down Marriage Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean My wife loves sales. She'll buy anything that's marked down. Yesterday she came home with an escalator.

No Juicing For You Work Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Heart and Mind "The heart has reasons the mind could never understand." - Blaise Pascal -

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