Sunday, March 26, 2017

Joke of the day - Not So Smart Friends

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Skeleton Trifecta
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.

Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.

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Not So Smart Friends
Misc Jokes
Submitted by shopin55

A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car.

After a few minutes the attendant comes to help.

The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside the car is her not so bright friend giving directions. "RIGHT, NOW LEFT, JUST A LITTLE MORE RIGHT..."

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"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. However, you can salt his oats."


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