Joke of the day - Sailing vs. Shopping

Bold Request School Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A child comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

Sailing vs. Shopping Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi After we had lunch with another couple, the girls went shopping, and the guys opted to go sailing. Bad decision as a storm blew in while us guys were out on the water. Making matters worse, the tide had gone out, grounding the boat. We had to climb overboard and shove it back into deep water. As my friend stood there, ankles deep in muck, muscles straining against the weight of the boat, and rain pelting his face, he grinned broadly and with unmistakable sincerity said, "Sure beats shopping!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com What's Inside It is not important what is in front of you, or behind you. It is what is inside of you that counts.

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