Joke of the day - The Clean Cup

Elementary Exaggeration School Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration. I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

The Clean Cup Food Jokes Submitted by HENNE Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus. "No thanks," said Doug. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee." "I'll have black coffee too," Bill said. "And please make sure the cup is clean." The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back. "Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"

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