Joke of the day - Counting Sheep

The Scarecrow's Promotion Work Jokes Submitted by Baert Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!

Counting Sheep Doctor Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?" Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Enlightened "One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious." - Carl Jung -

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