Friday, April 21, 2017

Joke of the day - Counting Sheep

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The Scarecrow's Promotion
Work Jokes
Submitted by Baert

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

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Counting Sheep
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"


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