Joke of the day - Home Insecurity

Productivity One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Home Insecurity Marriage Jokes Submitted by stee As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle—which no longer works—and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him." Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, "You didn't need the gun."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Improving Yourself If you value yourself, then value others. If you make fun or tease others, remember it may have a habit of coming back to haunt you in the long run. Treat people with the respect they deserve, and the way you wish to be treated. Who knows, you may just make a friend for life.

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