Joke of the day - Biggest Jerk

Waking Up Grumpy One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Sometimes I wake up grumpy... Other times I let him sleep.

Biggest Jerk Marriage Jokes Submitted by HENNE Bob was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the news. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a man who was known primarily for his bad behavior and lack of good manners. He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Forgive Others "Those who cannot forgive others, break the bridge over which they themselves must pass." - Confucius -

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