Joke of the day - By A Strap of His Backpack

Gift Exchange Holiday Jokes Submitted by Mounika My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: "At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ___________." His response: "Receipts."

By A Strap of His Backpack Musician Jokes Submitted by HENNE Famed composer Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge. Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life. Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Maternal Twins We each should live so that reputation and character are indistinguishable.

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