Joke of the day - Expensive Lessons

Short Flight Time Misc Jokes Submitted by Eufaulasrguy A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York? The busy agent replied, "Just a moment." The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.

Expensive Lessons Musician Jokes Submitted by Mounika A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string." The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, "On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string." The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, "You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?" The son said, "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."

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