Joke of the day - Power Outage

Quite a Crowd Animal Jokes Submitted by Mary Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Power Outage Marriage Jokes Submitted by Eufaulasrguy During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn't play golf. So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours. You know, she seems like a nice person.

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