Joke of the day - Grandmother Approved

Feared Meeting Family Jokes Submitted by srg I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because my four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong. "I'm going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy," I told her. "Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mommy for me."

Grandmother Approved Family Jokes Submitted by Mary Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson. "Maybe a video or something educational?" I asked. "No, that's not it," she said. We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye, a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds. "This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law will hate it."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com What Is Love Love's great opposite is not hate, but indifference. The lack of all emotion is the opposite to love, and therefore, love is the presence of all emotions.

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