Joke of the day - Excuse Me

Complete vs Finish Family Jokes Submitted by satyajeet Wife: What is difference between complete and finish? Husband: When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was finished."

Excuse Me Work Jokes Submitted by Rene At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?" "Of course, what is it?" "Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Friends One old friend is better than two new ones. Don't walk in front of me, I will not follow. Don't walk behind me, I will not lead. Please walk beside me and just be my friend.

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