Joke of the day - How Much Do You Love Me?

Country of Pink Cars One Liner Jokes Submitted by iamacutie What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car? A Pink Car-nation!

How Much Do You Love Me? Love Jokes Submitted by antonina A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?" The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you." The girl is confused, "But it's morning, there are no stars?" Boy nods, "Exactly."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Perspective "A soldier's pack is not so heavy a burden as a prisoner's chains." - Dwight Eisenhower -

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