Joke of the day - Mom Doesn't Need Makeup

Non-Committal Echo Love Jokes Submitted by Ssmith007 Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!" He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it. Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

Mom Doesn't Need Makeup Family Jokes Submitted by stee Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right now" — at which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and headed for the garage grumbling. On the way to the multiplex my husband glanced in the rearview mirror and caught our teen applying lipstick and blush, which produced the predictable lecture. "Look at your mom," he said. "She didn't put on any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie theater." From the back I heard, "Yeah, but Mom doesn't need makeup." My heart swelling with the compliment, I turned back to thank this sweet, wonderful daughter of mine just as she continued, "Nobody looks at her."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Different Views "When planets go around and around in circles we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy." - Anonymous -

AJOKEADAY pays cash prizes to the top 10 jokes with the most votes each week! AJOKEADAY has paid out $11,586 in cash prizes. Create an AJokeADay Account and Submit a Joke

Get the NEW AJOKEADAY APP!

Connect With Us   You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com. To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here. JokePrize, Inc. 999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2017 © All rights reserved.