Joke of the day - Finding a Way Out

England's Kidney Bank Puns Submitted by Harry Finkelstein England has no kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool.

Finding a Way Out Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway. After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was ready to attach the lock to complete the job. He was working on the yard side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach. "I'll get it, Daddy," Lauren called, nimbly crawling under the newly erected barrier.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Value of Focusing Most people would be much happier if they were curious about everything but only concerned themselves with the things that they can do something about. It is a waste of life to dwell on those things which one cannot change.

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