Joke of the day - How Old Are You?

Never Trust An Atom School Jokes Submitted by Jquattro A fifth grade science teacher began her discussion of atoms by saying, "Never trust an atom... they make up everything!"

How Old Are You? Doctor Jokes Submitted by Leibel Nurse: "How old are you?" Patient: "None of your business." Nurse: "But the doctor must know your age for his records. Please, just tell me, I'm going to find it out anyway." Patient: "Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?" Nurse: "Yes. Fifty." Patient: "All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?" Nurse: "Zero." Patient: "Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Knowledge Helps "Knowledge helps only when it descends into habits." - Jerome Bruner -

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