Joke of the day - It's A Shoehorn

The Surprise Party One Liner Jokes Submitted by Michael Stephen Douglas Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!

It's A Shoehorn Kid Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean A young boy watched his grandfather put on shoes with a device he'd never seen before. The boy asked what it was. As he handed it to the boy, the grandfather answered, "It's a shoehorn." After looking at it and turning it over the boy asked, "How do you play it?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Knowledge "Addiction to knowledge is like any other addiction. It offers an escape from the fear of emptiness, of loneliness, of frustration, the fear of being nothing." - J. Krishnamur -

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