Joke of the day - More Than I Intended

What A Closet Is For Marriage Jokes Submitted by Douglas Wife to husband: Do you know what a closet is for? Husband: Yes. A closet it wear I hang my clothes when all the door knobs are full.

More Than I Intended Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Live Your Days Think about yesterday as if it'll never come back. Live your day as if you'll die tomorrow and plan your tomorrow as if you`ll live forever.

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