Joke of the day - What's the Quickest Way?

Not the Brightest Spark Work Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein My boss called me into his office today. "We both know you're not the brightest spark here, Simon," he said, "but over the last 5 years you've never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand new car sound?" "Vrooom! Vrooooom!" I replied.

What's the Quickest Way? Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?" The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving," said the stranger. "Well, that's the quickest way."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Don't Weep "Don't weep for things which won't weep for you."

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