Joke of the day - You Want Me to Stay?

The Brain Science Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean The brain is a wonderful organ... It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...

You Want Me to Stay? Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Sweetness of Flattery Flattery is half truth and half lie, dipped in honey.

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