Joke of the day - 14 Year Courtship

Zero in Math Kid Jokes Submitted by Rens Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math. "Son, can you explain this to me?" "Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"

14 Year Courtship Love Jokes Submitted by stee A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years—accumulating all his words—before approaching his beloved. Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his heart skips a beat. He gathers his nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, "My darling, I have waited many years to say this... Will you marry me?" The princess turns around, smiles, and says, "Pardon?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Leadership "Leadership may get you to the top, however, everyone starts their way from the bottom. So remember the people at the bottom, give them credit when due."

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