Joke of the day - Don't Say It, Spell It

Reindeer Lessons Holiday Jokes Submitted by sravanthi Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school? That's right—he was elf taught.

Don't Say It, Spell It Marriage Jokes Submitted by outward My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won't understand what we're saying. I didn't realize what a habit this had become until one day when my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle. An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, "Boy is she r-u-d-e!" "Yeah," he replied, "but I'll bet she can s-p-e-l-l."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Ashes of Hate Hate, if unrestrained, tends to spread like a forest fire until the capacity to love becomes ashes.

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