Joke of the day - Is Everyone Here?

How Can I Put This Nicely? Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas Fred: "Do you think I have any brains at all?" John: "Well, how can I put this nicely, I can describe it best like this... If they were to take your brain, roll it into a little ball and roll it down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane freeway."

Is Everyone Here? Money Jokes Submitted by Leibel A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children. "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say, "Yes, we are all here..." The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Overlooked Treasure To be better than we are requires no voice from a pulpit, no words from a book, and no inspiration from nature. All that's required is to look within ourselves and discover that which was always there.

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