Joke of the day - Only Reason You Married Me

Young Deer Word Play Jokes Submitted by pinkgalaxy3 A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well... He was known to be bambidextrous.

Only Reason You Married Me Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Practice "Practice is the desire to become perfect. If you have no desire, why do we strive for perfection?"

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