Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Joke of the day - A Real Criminal

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Doesn't Even Need Glasses
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Misko Benka

John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses."

Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!"

John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."

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A Real Criminal
Dumb Criminals
Submitted by Douglas

A deputy arrested a young man. The young man was verbally complaining to the officer about the injustice of him being arrested. He proclaimed his innocence over and over.

The verbal barrage went on for about fifteen minutes as the deputy drove the young man to jail. Finally the young man asked the officer in a loud voice, "So tell me then, what do you do when you catch a real criminal?"

The deputy shook his head sadly and responded, "I don't know. All I've ever caught are innocent people."

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Meditate

Let happiness measure the fullness of this day.


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