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I Need A Mouse Trap Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A woman rushes into a hardware store and says, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick, I've got a bus to catch!"
"Sorry, ma'am," said the store clerk, "but we don't sell 'em that big!"
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Right And Wrong Family Jokes Submitted by Fasteddie686 I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong.
When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong."
I'd say, "Is that right?"
They would say, "Yes."
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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Keep An Open Mind "There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject. The only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."
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