Joke of the day - Shedding Some Pounds

The Engineering Pilot Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Sudhakar Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot? In order to "land" himself a job!

Shedding Some Pounds Marriage Jokes Submitted by Marko Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!" Wife replies, "Why's that?" "My towel's fitting a lot looser!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Good Parent Having a child does not make one a good parent -- just like -- Owning a piano does not make one a concert pianist!

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