Joke of the day - Soup of the Day

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Soup of the Day Military Jokes Submitted by Douglas One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for tonight's dinner. I told him I didn't know how to make soup. He quickly handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully. Soon after I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me. I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand. Instead the sergeant said, "This tastes really good... are you sure you followed the recipe?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Strength "May God grant us the wisdom to discover the right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure." - King Arthur -

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