Joke of the day - State of Confusion

New Alarm Clock Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas John: How's your new alarm clock working out? Fred: It didn't work out at all. It gave me so much trouble I returned it to the store. John: Really! What was wrong with it? Fred: It kept waking me up every morning.

State of Confusion Elderly Jokes Submitted by Janice Marler Not long ago, an elderly, slim and trim lady was admitted to the hospital. After she finished giving a nurse her information, she asked the nurse if she could help her to the bathroom. Above the commode, she noticed a note. It read, 'Toilet weight 300 pounds'. She turned to the nurse and asked, "Why would I want to lift a toilet?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Inner Strength "Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away." - Dag Hammarskjold -

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