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| Tell Me Stories
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Rajesh Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"
Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."
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| Three to Five Inches of Snow
Misc Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Joe and Sue were listening to the Minneapolis weather report at breakfast. The announcer said, "There will be three to five inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street." Joe got up from the breakfast table and went out to move their car.
Two days later they heard another radio report, "There will be two to four inches of snow today. You must park on the even-numbered side of the street." Joe grumbled and went out to move their car.
Three days later the weatherman announced, "There will be two to twelve inches of snow today and you must park..."
Just then the power went out and they didn't get the rest of the instructions. "Great," said Joe. "What are we supposed to do now?"
"Aw, Joe" Sue replied, "just leave the car in the garage."
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