Joke of the day - Wake up Call

I Didn't Know Kid Jokes Submitted by Douglas One morning when I was seven, my Mom was lecturing me about an untruth I told her. In response I said, "Honest Mom, I didn't know I was lying. I thought I was just making it up."

Wake up Call Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn't wake him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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