Joke of the day - Defining Energy

Tattoo Your Name Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Shenghen Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?" Wife: "How about on your will?"

Defining Energy Teacher Jokes Submitted by RS Teacher: "Define energy." Johnny: "I don't remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words." Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then." Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Countable Things "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein -

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