Joke of the day - Eye Trouble

Making Noise Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Clown A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads: Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

Eye Trouble Kid Jokes Submitted by Douglas A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning. As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, "Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed"? Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, "I'm still half asleep."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Financial Woe "I will always be indebted to you," he said. And he was -- for he made no effort to repay.

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