Joke of the day - How Did He Do That?

Hair Replacement One Liner Jokes Submitted by Chris Brock A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée. His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help? The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."

How Did He Do That? Misc Jokes Submitted by ERS There were three men on a hill with their watches. The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it. The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Doubts Speak Louder The more insecure we are about our beliefs, the louder we become in order to drown out our doubts.

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