Joke of the day - Really, Really, Slowly

First Squeeze Toy Baby Jokes Submitted by Douglas Every baby finds its first squeeze toy while still in the womb... It is their mother's bladder, sending her to the bathroom twenty plus times a day and night.

Really, Really, Slowly Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louie-ville" and the other "Louise-ville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Please tell me the name of the place where I am right now, really, really, really slowly." The waitress goes, "Bur-ger-King."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com What We Say and Do "It can take only a second to get someone to dislike you by a cruel word or insulting action; whereas, it can take a lifetime to make a true friend and undo a wrong." - JWD -

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