Joke of the day - Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar

Do Not Bend One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What'll be, boys?" The first vampire says, "Blood. Give me blood." The second vampire says, "I too wish for blood!" The third vampire says, "Give me plasma." The Bartender smiles and says, "Got it. Two bloods and one blood-light."

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