Joke of the day - Which Ice Cream Cone?

Pair of Gloves Doctor Jokes Submitted by RS Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

Which Ice Cream Cone? Family Jokes Submitted by Douglas John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys. When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide. A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, "I want his!"

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